Mr Khazam

Yes, he will
Suck the evil spirits
From your mind,
Increase
Your sexual drive,
Lighten depression
And help your
Hair grow
Till you’ve lost weight
And been reunited
With the one
That you love.

Yes, he will
Break black magic
Like simple twigs
Above a bonfire,
Improve
Your sports performance,
Brush domestic problems
Under the carpet
And bless
All your children
With fine health
And pure thoughts.

So loosen your mind,
Put down the pills,
Stop meditating,
Forget all the rules,
Go to Mr Khazam
And look at the watch,
Look at the watch,
Look at the watch,
You are worth it,
Just like the shampoo girl,
You are worth it,
You’ll be cured.

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